lazy ass bitch

-3 names I go by:
Laura
Lolly
Mama

-3 screen names I have:
lollylb
momolade
beerandcarnations

-3 physical things I like about myself:
My legs
My boobs
My eyes

-3 physical things I dislike about myself:
My stretchmarks
My ass
My high-waistedness

-3 parts of my heritage:
Cajun
French (yes, there is a difference)
German

-3 of my everyday essentials:
Coffee
Chapstick
talking to my kiddo

-3 of my favorite musicians:
Red Hot Chili Peppers (I know - it's a group - shaddup)
Joni Mitchell
Dave Grohl (Ok, that's mostly because he's smokin' hot - but I do like The Foo Fighters and his style, so again? shaddup)

-3 of my favorite songs:
The "Family Guy" theme song
"Twisted" by Joni Mitchell
"Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" the Marilyn Monroe version

-3 things that scare me:
giant bugs (roaches obviously, but moths?? freak me right the fuck out)
my dad dying before I get to visit him "one last time"
losing my kiddo

-3 things I want in a relationship:
the ability to argue about stuff without it turning into argument
individuality on both parts without resentment
hot smokin' sex wouldn't suck

-3 lies I tell:
"Oh, I'm fine"
"I'll get up early and do that in the morning."
"I don't get *that* many headaches"

-3 physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to me:
shoulders
fuzzy chests
Uh, well - cocks. HELLO

-3 of my hobbies:
knitting
I want to say reading, because I love it, but I haven't read anything other than a BLOG in so long that it feels dishonest, but fuck it - reading
Food

-3 things I really want to do right now with a special someone:
take a wandering road trip
snuggle up and watch movies all day (again)
go meandering down South Congress and Guadalupe and poke around in all the shops

-3 careers I've considered:
nurse
teacher
self-employed artisan-type

-3 places I'd like to go on vacation:
Italy
New York City
some wonderfully deserted (yet still staffed with cheap alcohol and thoughtful bartenders) beach

-3 kids names I like:
Tallulah
Maisey
Sophie
(I like odd names for girls and traditonal names (Mark, Paul, William) for boys. hm)

-3 things I'd like to do before I die:
Have another baby (I'm sick, I know)
Go to Europe
make a will - heh

-3 ways I'm a stereotypical guy:
I girl-watch
I love sports, especially football
I can make dinner out of a six pack, a block of cheese and some corn chips

-3 ways I'm a stereotypical girl:
I have a purse addiction
I like arts and crafts and all the supply shopping that it entails
See above in re:baby fever