AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

HOLY COCONUT SHRIMP BALLS! I'M GETTING MARRIED ON SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!

just trust me on this one

I'd like to clear up a little misconception about how women REALLY feel about lots of muscles. While I know my "hot" choices might be different than yours, I'm feeling pretty safe in speaking for a lot of women out there. Enjoy

Hot:
Oily and veiny (and suspiciously out of *ahem* proportion)


Hot (well, ignore the swastika):
Oily and veiny:
Hot as muhfuckin' HELL:

BWAHHAHHAHHAA:*


*Dude, I know this took a lot of hard work and I can respect that but...SNORT