BFF uploaded a bunch of junior high and high school pictures to Facebook and has tracked some people down and I've spent a chunk of my day catching up on classmates and all I have to say is BLEH.
Lawyers and activists and nurses and doctors and musicians and just...bleh.
Along with all the pictures is that wonderful reminder, "Wow! Our 20th year reunion is coming up! Oh my God!"
In that spirit, I've made a list of things to do by summer of 2009. Behold, my neuroses in numbered format:
1)Lose 20 pounds
2)Learn to dress myself like a real grown-up lady and not a)bag lady or b)teenager playing dress up in mommy's work clothes, which are my two favorite looks.
3)Learn something about SOMETHING interesting to talk about. Nobody cares about my cats or my knitting projects or my beads. No really, they don't.
4)Earn that Master's degree. There has to be a super-accelerated Associate's to Master's program in 6 months or less SOMEWHERE.
5)Figure out what the hell I'd ever get a degree in. Maybe that should be #4? Fuck it.
5)Learn some magic tricks. If I can't master that adult conversation thing, I can always just disappear in a puff of smoke. If you need to find me once the smoke clears, I'll be by the cheese.
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As you can see, I'm not having the best day. I'm going home now, where I think I'll spend the night nestled between my husbands shoulder and a glass of Newcastle. Hmph.
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