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The post rattling around in my head right now is all serious and drab and about how divorce still sucks, even when you're in an extremely wonderful, yummy, incredible relationship and how I feel sometimes like I'm going to break right in half *snap*, like a dry twig and how lately I've taken to leaking from my eyes at random moments while driving from one job to the other and how maybe someone could bring me a candy bar and fix my fucking car for free and how I hate feeling this way because it makes me feel like the world's biggest whiney weiner and feh, nobody wants to read that so instead I present you with a long rambly sentence and a meme I stole from danatheb.

Enjoy.


1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Fucking Old Navy fucking credit card. Fuck.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? About a month ago, sitting at Jef's desk. Gnocci and tortellini (what? we wanted pasta) and wandering through the internet on a Saturday night.

3. Last time you puked from drinking? About two years ago - in front of my mom. I'm so proud.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? Uh, never.

5. Name of your first grade teacher? Mrs. Harris. Another in a long line to tell me that I wasn't living up to my full potential. I WAS 5 LADY BACK OFF.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now? Sitting on my back porch with my book and a glass of wine, please and thank you.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? Teacher. While I'm not thrilled about this whole IT/Smiley-Mart drone thing, I'm glad teacher didn't work out. I probably would've taken a PTA meeting hostage or something.

8. How many colleges did you attend? Two.

9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? Becaue it was clean and easily accessible and hanging right there with a coordinating skirt.

10. GAS PRICES??? Oh, fuck me running.

11. Where would you move if you could move anywhere? I think I'm there.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? "Oh shit."

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night? "Jesus, why'd I have that Dr. Pepper, now I can't zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....""

14. Favorite style of underwear? boy short. Which I am, unfortunately, not wearing today. 'nuff said.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex? Boxers.

16. What errand/chore do you despise? Cleaning the catbox

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer? I'd like to say yes, but realistically I have no idea.

18. Get up early or sleep in? I don't know how to answer this. I'm always tired no matter what I do.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character? Brian

20. Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy? "At night" as in "when all the cool bars open?" Or "at night" as in "in the dark, bow-chicka-wowwow?" 'Cause the answer to the first one is go the Draughthouse for a couple of pints and then wander down Congress Avenue and pretend to be one of/laugh at all of the cool people. The answer to the second is none of your damn business, missy.

21. Have you found real love yet? I sure as hell hope so.

22. When did you first start feeling old? When I sold a pack of cigarettes to a kid who was born the year I graduated high school.

23. Favorite 80's movie?

24. Your favorite lunch meat? ugh - not a big lunch meat fan. Ham?

25. What do you get every time you shop at Sam's club. I don't shop there often enough to have a regular item.

26. Beach or lake? Beach

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual? A little, but I still like it.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure? Cheesy 80's metal, these cookies, cheap wine, In Style magazine

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about? If I don't want anybody to find out about it, why would I tell you? Jeez.

31. What's your favorite alcoholic drink? Frosty cold beer, red wine, vodka tonics.

32. Cowboys or Indians? Cowboys, baby.

33. Cops or Robbers? Cops. It's the uniform.

34. Who from high school would you like to run into? "Run into??" Not a damn person. I'd maim, perhaps kill to see Lee though.

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now? Uh...KLBJ? The ROCK OF AUSTIN.

36. Movies or Documentaries? Depends on what either one is about.

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons? God, if I have to choose, the Simpson. The Cosby Show was awful.

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back? *snort*

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work? Well, if I look straight ahead, I see my own reflection in the server cabinet door, so I'll have to say yes.

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill? Oh, I talk big but really, nobody. But I'd harass a lot of folks.

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with? Elvis Costello. I'm not even that big of a fan, he just seems like a cool guy.

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with? Natasha Henstridge. Yes, I'm 100% straight, but damn, girlfriend is hot.

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose? Nope, nor have I used it for its unintended purpose.

44. Last book you read for real? Possessing the Secret of Joy. very good. I'm currently re-reading Catch-22, one of my all-time favorites.

45. Do you have a teddy bear? Nope.

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth? UH. I tend to just brush my teeth either at work or at home. I do seem to remember brushing them at a restaurant one time - in the bathroom, of course.

47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go? I've never been anywhere in California.

48. Do you go to church? Only if my daughter's choir is performing in one.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationships? New relationship. But like - friends, I'm not looking for any new romantical crap.

50. Just how OLD are you? I'll be 36 in 5 days, Ms. Nosey.