"Laura, you're so pretty, I'd like to shower you with money and purses, is that OK?"
"Why sure, George Clooney, that'd be wonderful. Say, my wine glass is empty and I seem to be out of this magic calorie-free cheese, would you mind fetching me some more??"
"Oh no, I'll have my friend Edward Norton do it. Right now I'm going to lick your eyebrows."
"I...what? Um...OK"
BEEEBOOOBEEEBOOOBEEEBOOOOBEEEEBOOOO
"UUUGHHH? Hello??"
"Hey, babe? Look, I know it's like 2AM and you're sleeping. I'm sorry. But I just got some more of that cookie dough and I was wondering what kind you wanted?"
"Um....chocolate chip?"
"Cool. Talk to you later - go back to sleep."
*click*
"What the? Why is my eyebrow all wet??"
"Mrowr?"
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